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Major Janet Fritch is America's top secret first female astronaut. She accompanies Forrest Gump and chimpanzee Sue on the Multi-Orbital Pre-Planetary Sub-Gravitational Inter-Spheroid Spaceflight Training Mission.
Major Fritch eventually moves in with a tribesman named Grurck, after he pulled her into a bush and presumably ravished her.